Happy Birthday!

Today was Sandy's birthday. And for her first birthday ever in Kansas, she got a sick son and a sick husband. Sad, I know. But at least I was able to surprise her with a cake from the only European bakery around for miles...it's legit too. The owner/chef is literally from France. For Sandy's birthday I asked the kids what we should do to celebrate. This is what they said:
Matt: Let's do balloons!
Andrew: Nah, that's too fancy.
Emery: (blank stare)
Do our kids know how to party or what?!